shadowstep-of-bast:

overlypolitebisexual:

irrevocablybee:

What society has come to

UGH I HATE BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION I NEED ONLINE UGHHH TECHNOLOGY IS BAD BURN THE INTERNET LET US GO BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ELECTRICITY WHEN WE COULD ALL DIE EVERY TIME WE GOT A COLD

ive been waiting to use this picture

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

kleinmania:

Ellen Degenesis

kleinmania:

Ellen Degenesis

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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how would you describe your aesthetic?
Anonymous

mrfozzilla:

brbbl00dbending:

One of the few times where Iroh is blunt as hell

Iroh was the best man

the-real-seebs:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

Yeah. I’ve seen complaints that obviously he must have known that because everyone does, but that’s not true at all. It’s regional. Where I grew up, it’s a generic insult for physical incompetence, like “klutz”. There’s a post about this on language log. Apparently, there are also places where it’s a neutral medical term. But there’s lots of people in the US who are generally at least somewhat alert to “offensive” language, but who wouldn’t have known this was something people took offense to. I remember thinking “hmm, I wonder whether that’s offensive now” when I heard the song, but I didn’t actually know of an environment where it was generally seen that way.

whitetail-music:

thebritishdeer:

whitetail-music:

Meet the next Republican candidate for Presidency of the United States

"I WILL USE THE KRAGLE TO GLUE FAMILIES TOGETHER"

"What’s with all these DEMOCRATS touching MY STUFF??!?!?"

suckmymara:

in gurren lagann, no one says ‘you know the drill’ at any point so it’s actually the worst anime

If I can ever recommend one thing to you, it is this:

akhrati:

zaininomega:

baronsnavy:

cerastes:

I have several done years of RPing, and this has taken me to countless different forums and, if you are at all familiar with RP forums, let me tell you, they were the lowest of the low some six or seven years ago.

In one of these forums, a legendary tale happened, a tale that, if I can ever recommend one thing to you, it is this:

The Ballad of Edgardo.

A story that happened to an anonymous RPer years ago.

Anyone will be able to appreciate it (and trust me, you will), but if you are kinsmen or kinswomen to me, if you ever had to experience the shittiest of RP forums and their terrible userbases, particularly that one guy that does whatever he wants and is an asshole that clearly godmods but gets away with it because the actual mods don’t give a damn, you will find the beauty behind the ballad that much brighter.

Just trust me on this one. It’s not a particularly long read, either.

I hope you enjoy The Ballad of Edgardo

This is a great read.

amazing.

wirevix, minesweeperaddict, ecto-plasm, akhrati, this is fucking hilarious.

This is fucking fantastic and why I love /tg/ so much. THANK YOU FOR SHARING, BRO, THAT WAS AWESOME.

notbadword: